Kayzad's Haiku

Dear All,

               Today, we have come together to discuss an extremely serious matter. That matter is Kayzad's haikus. We have reason to believe that today in RLA class, Kayzad created three different haikus. We have managed to secure the last haiku and have posted it below, so you may see the work that has the potential to be more dangerous than a nuclear bomb if it goes viral

Kayzad is awesome

No one knows why this is so

But this verse is true

I am sure you can all see the horrificness of such a haiku. In order to save civilian lives, we have had no choice but to take Kayzad out of the equation. We will be at his house tonight. Our poem master has already composed a replacement poem

Kayzad's haikus stink

his head should be cut off now

to save us from death

Sincerely,            

the CIA

P.S. Nobody ask Kayzad to recite a haiku. Believe us, it will save a lot of people from their demise

P.P.S. You will all be obliterated thirty seconds after reading Kayzad's original poem. It cannot be helped

P.P.P.S. Hope you all had a nice life. :-)